Wednesday Wants Part 2

It feels so odd looking at fashions for next fall when we are still in the throes of winter; in fact, our snowiest month here in Colorado (which is March) hasn't even hit yet. Stores and boutiques are stocking flouncy skirts, ruffled tanks, and brightly patterned bikinis; yet the fashion world is currently celebrating and showcasing the dark, layered, heavy trends for next fall.

And I feel like I have a raging hangover from trying to take it all in at once.

Jesus christ, what season is it?!!! If you see me wandering around sometime in the next few weeks in this getup with a bikini top layered over it, Wayfarers perched precariously on my face, and gladiator sandals instead of boots....well, you will know exactly what happened:

I'm inventing a new season yay! Fallring? Faringtime? Rachel Zoe if you read this call me!

Grieve for me, girls. I'm srsly confused. My brain has sucked it all in and barfed it back out in a mishmash of pretty peaches and preposterous plaids. I click on the links posted at nymag.com to see the runway shows and the brief sting of panic washes over me until I realize, oh yeah- these are fall runway shows. Not spring. No need to fear, Chloe; no need to be startled. Black isn't going to be the big trend this summer. These are fall runway shows. Faaaall.

And I perhaps feel a bit sorry for those in the fashion industry. Is there ever a moment to genuinely enjoy what they've done?

Probably not. But I don't feel that sorry for them, because they obviously get to wear awesome clothes (of their own awesome design) all the time. Which would be awesomely awesome. I'd love to wear awesome clothes of my own awesome design, but I lack those certain design skills needed to be anyone awesome in the Fashion Biz.

So! If I had to design and make my own clothes, I'd probably be running around wrapped in duct tape and toilet paper, adorned in Tulip puff paints with rhinestones stuck on with a glue gun. And it might be bananas, but probably in a way I wasn't exactly going for.

Good thing I have Nanette Lepore to make awesome clothes instead. She was up today:

Ms. Lepore can do no wrong in my eyes. I love her more than someone should be allowed to love a fashion designer they're obsessively stalking. I just want to put her in my pocket, okay? There's nothing wrong with wanting to put itsy bitsy fashion designers into your pocket. Or wanting to kidnap her and hold her against her will in your closet so she can only design clothes for YOU. Or wanting to also get a little bit of the hotness that is Marc Jacobs in on the action.

Beavis and Butthead laughing starts...now. Uhhh heh heh.

What's been your favorite from NY Fashion Week so far? The worst?

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